1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
2. Butterflies taste with their feet.
3. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
7. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
8. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
9. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
10. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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